pipistrellus:

ok while we are telling humorous/benign stories about being hit on

my aunt has the BEST STORY about when she was studying abroad in france for a semester in college, and she and a friend were wandering around I think Paris, and these two men sort of sidled up to them and one of them said in a very thick accent

"hello girls, would you like to get some keek with us"

and the second man immediately elbowed his friend viciously and hissed “IDIOT! IT IS ‘CAKE’!!!!”